Logistical Nightmare in Fulham

So I meet up with Peter again to try a bit of sarging in Fulham, and we fall into the same problems that we had the previous night! We can’t find the bars with many people in.

We start of at Suburban which is a nice little place but not too busy. I open a couple of Aussie girls who are very drunk and singing along to Killers. We chat for a bit with them but they’re not too hot and very drunk. One girl insists on going into a big speech on how great Western Australia is – apparently it’s all down to being able to swim with any sea creature that you care to mention. Though it seems she didn’t want to talk about the in-breeding or pagan rituals that they have in that part of the world.

Anyway we take a bus to Fulham Road to a bar called Ad Lib that Peter knows. Unfortunately it isn’t the place he thought it was and there are only three groups of people in the whole place. Peter starts talking to two Italian girls who are hot (both 9s), and despite some uncomfortable logistics I manage to join in after a bit. Turns out they are sisters and one of them is only 15! Though she looks about 21. They’re very friendly but not attracted, and everyone decides to eject at roughly the same time.

We find the bar that Peter thought we were going to but it’s the same deal – hardly any people. We get a bus back to the Brooadway, have a look at Brogan’s but it’s full of guys, there’s a massive queue for Elk, Peter can’t get into Havana with his hat and so we go back to Suburban. It’s busier now and we start talking to a few girls at the bar. There’s one that sticks and keeps coming back to us at different points in the night. We have a good chat with her, she’s cute (about an 8) and has a friendly and interesting personality as well.

As we go to leave I think out load about getting her number, but it turns out Peter’s already taken it! Damn, should have asked for it earlier!

As a side note, it seems that there’s a lot of people away at the moment, given that it’s the height of holiday season, so a lot of bars aren’t that busy.

Sets approached solo: 2, with Peter: 3. Stayed in over five minutes: 3

What did I do well?

• For the long sets, had good conversations with all of them.

What could I do better next time?

• As before, I could force myself to open other mixed sets when there are very few girls in the venue.

What did I do well that I haven't done before?

• Went out sarging in Fulham is about the only thing I can think of